If it looks like a duck, walks like duck, and talks like duck, it's probably a duck, right?
WRONG! In this case, it's a platypus. It's start out the same, but you learn pretty quickly that's it most certainly a platypus. Luckily, I like platypi, but sometimes having a duck would be really nice.
It's even harder when some of those close to me have as many ducks in the last week as I've had in the last year.
*sigh* Oh well. It could be worse, I could not have any platypi at all.